CHITUNGWIZA – Residents of a local neighborhood were treated to a bizarre spectacle this week when a man was spotted performing a high-speed sprint through the streets, notably lacking any clothing.
The incident, which has since gone viral on social media, reportedly occurred after the man was caught in a compromising position with a married woman.
According to eyewitnesses and the grainy footage circulating online, the "unlucky" romantic was forced to make a tactical retreat when he was surprised by the sudden arrival of the woman’s husband or relatives.
As is typical with these "caught in the act" stories, the reaction has been a mix of shock and dark humor. While some residents decried the lack of morality, most social media commenters have been more focused on the man's impressive 100-meter dash time.
"He didn't even look back. That's the kind of cardio you only get from pure, unadulterated fear," one resident joked.
While the identity of the "Chitungwiza Runner" hasn't been officially confirmed in the public eye, the video remains a trending topic across Zimbabwean social circles. It serves as a stark (and naked) reminder that in the age of smartphones, there is no such thing as a "secret" affair when you have to run past a kombi to get away.
